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Gear Shift Hoodie
The Umbrella Hat
Don’t Use My Decorative Towels
Extra Loud Alarm Clock
Wake up, Sleeping Beauty! If your regular alarm clock fails to rouse you from your slumber, it’s time to upgrade to the Extra Loud Alarm Clock. With its silent operation and no
Best Thing I Found Online Trophy
Whalecum Doormat
Greet your guests with a splash of humor with this Whalecum Doormat. This witty and whimsical mat is perfect for anyone who loves to make a splash with their home decor. It’s a great
Nothing Of Value Here Doormat
Let’s face it, if anything is going to deter a potential thief it will be a witty doormat. Just plop this doormat reading “Doormat Nothing of Value Here (Besides This Doormat)”
Yoda Hooded Sweatshirt
Batman Bookshelf
This bookshelf is brilliant for your billionaire pad in Gotham city. Bruce Wayne himself would be storing his DVDs, comic books and books in this super sleek Batman bookshelf.
Indestructible iPhone Charging Cable
Sick and tired of iPhone charging cables breaking? Well Anker makes some of the best accessories for phones including batteries and charging cables. The Anker PowerLine+ II
Floppy Disk Coffee Table
You’re a child of the 90’s if you remember those vintage floppy disks. Luckily this table contains more than 1.44mb with it’s sneaky storage slot for a remote or any other table
Reversible Chewbacca Jacket
Minecraft Pickaxe Bottle Opener
Portable NES/SNES Game System
Relive your childhood with this Portable NES/SNES Game System. Screw your stupid iPhone games when you could be playing Ninja Gaiden, Super Mario Bros, The Original Zelda and
Bleeding Skull Candle
Enjoy watching this candle melt into a skull head and bleeding out of the eyes. As the candle melts it’s wax falls through the skull’s eyes, which gives an awesome spooky
Batman Mask Cufflinks
Introduce everyone to your nerd fashion with these officially licensed Batman mask cufflinks. If you’re a fan of the comic or the movies these will make a great addition to any
Star Wars Millennium Falcon Bottle Opener
Power-Up Arcade Light Switch
Old school gamers will appreciate this light switch, using a joystick to turn your lights off and on will remind you off those endless nights playing Frogger
Lego Ice Cube Tray
Every kid at heart loves legos, so why wouldn’t you love some lego shaped ice cubes in your cocktails.
USB Wall Outlet
Cheap Remote Control Helicopter
This is seriously a must have for anyone, it’s only $20 and it flys amazingly. It’s also a killer gift for kids and adults alike. With a flight time of 10 minutes it’s a blast
The Oregon Trail Handheld Game
NES Cartridge Pillows
Add some old school gamer flair to your living room with these NES cartridge pillows. Choose from a huge selection of Nintendo cartridges including NES, Gameboy, Zelda, Tetris,
Super Nintendo Classic
Following the wild popularity of the NES classic that allowed you to play 30 classic Nintendo games is a new SNES classic. You’ll love reliving 21 classic super nintendo games
Super Mario Odyssey Cappy Hat
Zelda Rupee Pillows
NES Cartridge Shower Curtain
Pac-Man Suit
Super Russian Roulette for NES
Customizable Light Up Mousepad
Mega Man Hoodie
Zelda Triforce Lamp
Portable Handheld SNES Console
DJI Mini 3 Pro
Insta360 X3 360 Camera
Meta Quest Pro VR Headset
MS18 100,000 Lumen Flashlight
Apple M2 Max MacBook Pro
Credit Card Sized EKG Monitor
The credit card-sized EKG monitor is a miracle of modern medicine that can keep your heart healthy and in the palm of your hand. Simply place your thumbs on the sensors, and you’re
Razer Base Station V2 Chroma
Insta360 Link
Nreal Air AR Glasses
Steam Deck Handheld Console
Mario Question Mark Block Light
Show your geeky side by illuminating your room with a glowing Mario question mark brick. Mount it above your bed as a nightly reminder of Nintendo’s mascot Mario. Just don’t try
NES Cartridge Flasks
Minecraft Torch
USB N64 Controller
If you don’t remember owning your friends at Goldeneye 64 on Nintendo 64 as a kid you may be too young for this site. This USB N64 controller will let you emulate all your dreams on
Portable Handheld SNES Console
Water Bottle for Dog
Who loves going on hikes and trips with their pup, but find it cumbersome to bring a dish with them so their dog can stay hydrated? This Gulpy Water Dispenser is a 2 in 1 water bottle
Cat Scratch Laptop
Having scratched up furniture is claw-ful, but why would you ever want to get rid of your furry friend. Ditch the scratching posts and get your cat scratching on this mini laptop
Window Mounted Cat Bed
Dog Selfie Attachment
Kim Jong-un Cat Scratching Post
Bubble Backpack Cat Transporter
Dog Ewok Costume
Pug Mug
Cat DJ Turntable
Dog Couch
Red Furarri Dog Bed
Give your pet some respect and make him or her the talk of the neighbor hood with this Red Furarri Dog Bed. Never have we seen such a high quality sleeping space for a beloved pet.
Inflatable Unicorn Horn for Cats
Unicorns are real and they are running around your house if you plop this inflatable unicorn horn on your kitty. After putting this on your cat you’ll instantly have a uni-cat and
Illuminated Ant Farm
There is nothing worse than not being up to check up on your ants at night, well finally you can with an illuminated ant farm. These little guys will be working all night now to craft
Dog Business Ties
If you’re taking the dog to the office you might as well make sure he looks dashing. With these business ties for dogs your pup will look professional in the office. Just make sure
Cat Hamster Wheel
The Cat Wheel Company’s ”Black Toy-Go-Round Cat Exercise Wheel” is the perfect outlet for high-energy cats! Fashioned after the smaller wheels commonly found in hamster and
Cat Hammock
If you didn’t think your cat’s life was easy enough, well now you can make it even easier with the space saving cat hammock. Great to attach under a chair and have you cat lounge
Raptor Dog Costume
Terrifying other’s pets with this raptor costume for your dog will be easy. The raptor costume comes with foam raptor head piece with foam padded costume.
Galaxy Bath Bombs
These bath bombs are out of this world! This set of 9 galaxy bath bombs has 8 themed as planets from the solar system and one themed as the sun. These solar system bath bombs are the
The Laundry Lasso
Keep your laundry room mildew free with the Laundry Lasso. Keeping your washer door propped open is a no brainer but can be annoying with it flopping around, the laundry lasso gets
Piggyback Rider Harness System
Carry your kid in style with this piggyback rider harness system. Just snap your kid and yourself in and you’ll be carrying your kid with ease. Great for a day at the amusement park
Pug Planter
May the power of the pug be with you, pug-ify your living room with this amazingly cute pug planter. Fantastic for displaying your succulent plant in style. Just make sure to pick up
If You Can Read This…’ Socks
Give the lady in your life a gift she really wants, a foot rub! These cozy socks that read ‘if you can read this, give me a foot rub’ on the bottom are sure to crack anyone up.
Smartphone Selfie Ring Light
Take the ultimate selfies with this ring light for your smartphone. Built for the perfect selfie at anytime of day, no more blurry dark selfies at night! This dimmable ring light will
Self Defense Ring
There is nothing more frightening than being in a threatening situation while you’re unequip. For those late night runs around the city this self defense ring is sure to keep you
Organic, 100% natural, and larger than the leading brand, this Beauty by Earth 6pk bath bomb sampler is the perfect gift for that person who loves a good soak in the tub. The reviews
Stemless Aerating Wine Glasses
Wine drinkers rejoiced when the stemless tulip glass become the modern vessel for consuming your favorite red wine, but now Chevalier has gone a step further. This Stemless Aerating
Solar System Necklace
The beauty of this necklace is only enhanced by the subtle, yet stunningly detailed gem solar system. Thinkgeek has outdone themselves with this Solar Orbit Necklace. Each planet is
Apron with Built-in Oven Gloves
Knowing how to cook for yourself is cool. Looking good while cooking for yourself is even cooler. Being practical while looking good and cooking for yourself is the coolest. This apron
Porn for Women Book
Nothing turns women on more than a clean house, well now there is a book full of men completing these sensual tasks. From laundry to craft fairs this has everything to get you going.
Fifty Shades of Chicken
If Fifty Shades of Grey got you hot and bothered imagine what a piping hot and juicy chicken out of the oven can do. This book provides a multitude of ways to prepare one of the most
Nutella Recipe Book
Anyone around here looking to get real thick with us? Do you enjoy the decadent breakfast spread that acts more like a dessert? We honestly are not too sure why you need a ‘recipe’
Batman Wall Outlet
Want to be your son or daughter’s hero? Throw this on their outlets and I promise you they will **** their pants. Dad of the year award? I think so. These adorable Batman Electrical
Horn Shaped Coffee Mug
This trendy coffee mug is perfect for the city biker or commuter who needs a little more freedom with their hands and person. High quality craftsmanship sets this mug apart. Convenient
NES Guitar
Have you ever wished that you had a super unique electric guitar? Well it’s here! the Nintendo NES Electric Guitar is one of the most unique handmade guitars ever! It is a fully
Pixel Keychain Light
We all may have flashlights on our phones nowadays but the convenience of having a light on your keychain. With 25 lumens the Pixel keychain LED light is sure to light any dark alley
Death Star Planter
Check out this adorable Death Star planter. The perfect size for your windowsill, desk, or kitchenette! It will fit one small plant and is hand crafted on Etsy. It is made from
Bulletproof Shot Glass
Nothing says manliness like doing bourbon shots from a shot glass with a 9mm handgun round stuck in it. This shot glass is sure to turn heads at any pregame event, it may not actually
Portable Pizza Pouch
It’s hard not to think of Bagel Bites when describing the portable pizza pouch. Pizza in the morning, Pizza in the evenin’, Pizza at suppertime! Now these dreams can be true
Beard Beer Koozie
What man wouldn’t love a beer manly wrapped around their can of PBR. Perfect for the summer picnics this beard beer koozie will be sure to get a laugh. (Warning this is not an
Machete Spatula
Believe it or not the coolest part of this spatula isn’t that it’s shaped like a machete, it’s that it’s shaped like a machete… with a bottle opener! Comfortably hold onto
Multi Lines Extension Cord
There’s nothing worse than a lack of outlets in your home, or even outside for Christmas decorations. The multiple line extension cord is here to rescue you though with 3 outlets
Digital Tape Measure
Reading a tape measure can be annoying, you want an exact length, well with this digital tape measure you’ll get an exact read out of length. Or if you’re feeling analog you can
Buffalo Bob’s Wild Game Jerky
Ever get a hankering to try the world of wild game? This little kit will allow you to do just that. It comes with: alligator, wild boar, buffalo, elk, ostrich, venison and pheasant.
Bug-a-Salt Salt Shotgun
Load up some salt from the dinner table and start gunning down flies with the bug-a-salt. Be sure to pick up a bag of salt so you never have to reload.
Lighter Blowtorch Attachment
Leave the matchsticks at home, add this blowtorch attachment to any lighter and you’ll be smoking in no time.
Chewbacca Seat Belt Cover
Strap into your Millenium Falcon with ultimate pride once you equip your ride with this Chewbacca Seat Belt Cover. You may be inclined to make strange animalistic noises upon equipping
Whiskey Stones
Engage in the fine art of whiskey drinking with these whiskey Stones. To keep it classy, for the true connoisseur, there is no reason to water down your whiskey. Keep your drink
Magnetic Wristband
Carrying a bunch of screws and nails gets annoying when you’re working on just about anything in construction. The MagnoGrip magnetic wristband is here to save you though, carry
Google Home Smart Hub Display
If you already have a Google Home in your house you’ll love the Google Home Hub. It has all the great voice features as a Google Home with the addition of a screen to show you what
Bose SoundLink Micro Portable Outdoor Speaker
The music lover in your family will love bumping to beats out of the Bose SoundLink Micro. This handy portable speaker uses Bluetooth to connect to your phone to play music just about
With so many unique and thoughtful gifts to choose from, you’re sure to find the perfect present for the special women in your life. So why settle for a boring gift, when you can bring a smile to her face with one of our cool gifts for women. Don’t wait until the last minute, start shopping now and make this holiday season unforgettable for everyone.
From the latest gadgets to cozy blankets and everything in between, we’ve got you covered. Our collection of cool gifts for women has been carefully curated to include the most innovative and fun products that are sure to bring a smile to her face. So whether you’re shopping for your girlfriend, mom, sister, or friend, you’re sure to find the perfect gift in our collection.
